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Some people count to ten. And some people head outside and take it out on the weeds. This black \u003cstrong\u003egardening sign\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a perfect \u003cstrong\u003egift for gardeners\u003c\/strong\u003e with a dark sense of humour, and for anyone who knows exactly why they spent four hours pruning the roses after that phone call. Pale grey lettering sits between a pair of skull-and-crossbones, so there's no doubt who's in charge of the secateurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it beside the back door, inside the potting shed, above the seed trays or wherever the gardening gloves live. Visitors will get the message: the gardener is calm, the gardener is happy, and the gardener would rather not be interrupted mid-weed. On its rustic jute cord, this \u003cstrong\u003efunny garden sign\u003c\/strong\u003e from our \u003cstrong\u003eGothic Garden\u003c\/strong\u003e range brings a wicked grin to a kitchen, conservatory, garden room or covered porch. 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